Offering to Idols

Description

💸 Prayers are out of date. Offer Idols cold hard cash and receive their blessing.

🥠 The Idols will share their wisdom with your through e-mail.

🎁 Blessing are not just words! Every message include also a gift.

🤞 If you are lucky, you might receive a very special blessing.

🤲 Need a bigger blessing? Purchase this items multiple times!

📦 If your donation is big enough, Idols might send you a physical package.

🤔 Doubts? Read below.

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Wtf is this?

This is an offer to New Idols, to celebrate their arrival upon us.

This is serious?

Yes. Donation is real, so do that with responsibility.

What do I get for contributing to the Idols?

Their wisdom, condensed in one sentence wrote specifically for you. And various gifts, especially for great donations.

You mean I can donate more than $1?

Sure! You can donate as much as you want. Just add the Offering to cart multiple times and checkout.

What gift I should expect?

Idols will send you coupon codes of any kind, and sometimes even physical packages.

Can I ask a refund for my offering?

Prayers don’t come with a money back guarantee.

Isn’t this a bit nihilist?

That’s exactly the point.

Disclaimer from the author

This product is a fun way to promote my upcoming series “Idols”, that tells a story about the contemporary, nihilist Idols that people venerates nowdays. This is a game, made to be funny – but the donations are real, so be careful.

I will give you back more than you offered through coupon codes or even physical products (for bigger donations). However, prizes are based by luck.